Project ASS14 Part 4: Back on track

With Series A funding nearly depleted, something had to be done to put this project back on track. AMGesus decided that the best solution would be to exploit Chounut's greatest weakness: Bitches.

So amidst casual conversation, AMGesus mentioned that he heard from a friend that "bitches get really wet if they know you bought knockoff SSR Professsors from Indian dudes."

Chounuts, being the naive simpleton he is, believed this word for word and ended up buying knockoff wheels from an Indian dude:

Now with only 1 weekend left, James must mount tires and get an alignment to defeat Curtis. The ASS14 is missing an LSD, brake pads, and seat rails, but there really isn't any choice but to battle Cuntis with a huge handicap.